True story. My ex and I were on speaking terms of some kind and we agreed that if she won the game of hide and seek and found my car in a parking garage, she would give me a handy. We got into an argument yesterday... looks like I'll be beating the meat tonight...
As a falcon fan, seeing these is like seeing an ex that was perfect for you but you messed it up with your own stupidity. Hurts on a deep level.