Sign says "roast" not "burn until the ashes burn"
@ebodanger , no kidding. Lol, that first one sounds like something Hannibal Lecter would whisper from the neighboring cell to make her swallow her tongue at night.
@groundpounder04, you don't have to tell her anything to get her to swallow.
@groundpounder04, she deleted her account shortly after the first one was posted.
@Strider1321, lol, burned to oblivion. Metallica said it best in King Nothing, careful what you wish, you may regret it. Careful what you wish, you just might get it. Lol
@ebodanger , the first one literally burned hotter than the fires of creation. I didn't know it was possible to destroy matter
i would say shes trash but plastic goes in the recycling
@Vexen77, with your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
She's one of those girls that definitely looks hot and you might say you'd wanna bang, but you'd never actually want her as a partner because you know the likelihood of the redditors being spot on that she's really just shallow and void of personality is pretty damn high
@A Flying Panda, This is so true! I was thinking this redditor was spot on unfortunately.
Did... did I just see someone die?
@Anass Rhammer, but did you die?
Holy fvck, the first guy gave her a mid life crisis 10 years early.
@Punny lad, psh, early. There's enough plastic there to preserve a side of beef.
Does anyone else see that chill in the backgr...oh, sorry it was something else. There's no chill here.
If you check her eyes, there is lighting in the room. That's a professionally taken "roastme" shot.
I think asking to be roasted is only as dumb as Roasting. Also she's beautiful and maybe has a good personality. Who knows.
@TomPholio, would a person with a good personality and two braincells to rub together ever ask to be roasted?
@Galven, I mean I would but I hope I have those things
@Galven, sometimes I think I might. I see it as kind of a test. Can I handle people saying horrible things about me? Am I really self-assured or am I still shaped by other people's opinions? Also it might just be fun to see how strangers perceive you. I probably never will but I can see the appeal.
I'm starting to dislike the ramblings talking about self validation and insecurity and shjt and people think that's so clever. It kind of seems like it's just tradition to give the points to the guy who can say the most unoriginal shjt in the comments. I know it's a bitbironic what I'm doing but still I think the little comments like the Silicon Valley one should get more appreciation.
Well, I'm not sure if I'm the first one to say it, but no matter how shallow she is, we would all fvck her
Pack it up people, we're not needed here. Let the morticians do their work.
We should find out her name... for scientific purposes 😳
Man, these roasts aren't even funny anymore. Nowadays they're just mean comments. They used to be hysterical, what happened to those roasts?
Good lord that first one...
Nice roast, haha got her
...what's her name
Honestly tho 10/10
The heat energy of a super nova condensed into a single cubic centimetre is but an ice cube to sooth such burns
Believe it or not there are 10's that are also smart, funny, confident, and would be mad fun. Nicole Arbour comes to mind. Some people are born beautiful and as a medical sales professional....... I can tell you fake t&ts are no different than spoilers or superchargers on your daily driver.
@2old4thsSht, see I'd agree with you except Nicole Arbour is evil.
@2old4thsSht, id agree with you but super chargers arent so people will notice me, they are so i can light out of a place.
I do believe that first comment was posted by an ex