You should see mine in a spiderman outfit cuz damn that’s one way to have your cake and eat it too if you know what I mean
There you go Tom. Millions of straight men will admit you have a nicer ass than captain marvel.
@ThePandaPool , I know truth when I see it. That ass is a super power.
@Barry Dylan, that’s New York’s ass
@Bird on a Rock, *Queens ass
Damn Tom Holland... put a little make up on, tuck your junk back and you be an even bigger star
@megamanx181x, dude, did you see him on lip sync battles? He sang Umbrella by Rihanna, wore somethin sexy, and danced fvckin great! I was wetter than him by the time it was over, oh my gawd!
@ TouchMyCatEars, yea he was insanely good, he has a lot of dancing experience as a kid. He did a ballet movie when he was younger called billy Elliot, man can he move those hips
@megamanx181x, fvck yea he can! Even magic mike didnt do much for me but watching Tom, hoooooly hell!
@ TouchMyCatEars, his only regret from the performance was he didn’t do it in heels. Because he was afraid he wouldn’t be able to do the front flip at the end.
“Hey Peter, got something for me?”
“Yeah, my ass”
But that's not America's 🍑
@TomPholio, it should be
Can we talk a little about how male privilege works? Do you realize how hard that little dude works to have a body like that? He has committed his life to his craft, which is basically dramatic reading and looking nice. I didnt see captain marvel, but was she too busy to work on her butt? She obviously didn't do it as hard as my little spidey did, but she gets her own movie too? Diversity sucks when it is done for the sake of diversity.
*sigh* *unzips pants*
Except now she has d!ck....I can work with that.