@Narcoleptic Pilot, ya bested me, have an uppercut
I didn't know you could have abortions that long after conception.
@cr34syb34r, it's never too late for an abortion
@cr34syb34r, "abortions should be allowed until the kid is 10. To avoid disasters like that." *brother says while looking at a whining teen*
Trying to balance school and sleep like.
Mother, why have thou betrayed us?
If the dad were there instead of the mom he would have caught them both
Me trying to keep my shjt together.
I'd call that a double-win.
Everything that could have gone wrong, did go wrong
Way to be a good parent, Dick!
Mom level over 9000