Wow!! He must have Super Sperm like my wife said I did when we had that black colored baby while I was on deployment even though we're both white.
@AnimusJ, I have that problem as well. Its so potent that my baby's dna doesnt even match mine. Not to brag 😏
@AnimusJ, I've stopped watch 3d pornos as not to get pregnant
@AnimusJ, Bruh same here! We're like, super sperm buddies
@AnimusJ, look at it this way. You don't have to pay child support. Lol
@AnimusJ, oh man.
@AnimusJ, my sperm saved the life of a cancer patient who wasn't supposed to live the weekend.
@AnimusJ, even Maury can testify
@AnimusJ, wow that's like me and my girlfriend. She had triplets.... And we only do anal
@AnimusJ, the only reason he's dark is because when super sperm is just about to go bad I turns your child the opposite race
@AnimusJ, or, you know, conjugal visit...
Maybe he is allowed to have conjugal visits
@lemonlini, I'm pretty sure he's not. If he's in jail, he's not allowed because inmates in jail usually only serve shorter sentences. If he's in prison, he'd have to be serving a very long prison term, and takes way more than a year to get approved. And since they are having a non contact visit as shown in this picture, I'm pretty sure he's not the baby daddy. Sorry for the long explanation, I work at a prison 😅
@DawnWiener, I totally understand what you're saying and I'm sure you know more than I do since you work in one, but I had two friends go to prison, not jail, for only a year each.
@katushka, just, speechless?
@katushka, their both so dumb maybe he won't figure it out till the boys inside tell him.
@Oh No Its Dan, pretty much.
@BearDaniels, the fact that he's doing a kissy face to the camera while in jail worries me too.
@BearDaniels, *ahem* don't you mean "you're"- *gets shot*
@katushka, I mean there are conjugal visits it's not impossible
@Glorious Grapefruit, what?
@Glorious Grapefruit, ah gotcha
@George Feeny, Shjt. Wait. I thought he misused the word "your" but he misused the word "their." It's been a long day.
Yes. Yes he is.
Could have been on sex day (can't remember the actual name...)
@the chuckinator, A conjugal visit
@the chuckinator, "sex day"...
@Jakespeare, I think I like "sex day" better
His sentence is about to get longer
I'm gonna tell her
@NeonCaribou, Don't you dare!
He raped her?
@JollyImpulse, well the fact that she's seeing him there and they're taking a picture together I don't think so... You see he's been in jail for a year and hasn't been out since then.. And she's pregnant...
@JollyImpulse, she fvcked someone else
This actually is sad, in the emotional way.
Ive actually heard of prison inmates sending their girlfriends and wives their own sperm. Like they will throw bags of it over the walls sometimes and the girls wil ebsemenate themselves with it
Those phones are getting really high tech.
Maybe they've been meaning to adopt and their process finally went through...? :D
Plot twist: They're adopting.
You know she gets to visit him periodically to screw...
I'm glad abstinence only sex ed is really working.
He deserves it. Just look at that duck face. Shame.
He is definitely going to freak out.
He sure is.
Reminds me of that story about the girl claiming she got pregnant from 3D porn