Anyone else re-read the last one a few times jvst to check for spelling errors?
@zognot, I was thinking of checking all of them.
@zognot, did you notice the error?
@zognot, So you didn't find it then?
@zognot, It's was reduse into the background
@zognot, this is what funny pics has done to us.
@locura, that's totally how you spell it…
@zognot, jvst letting you know
@zognot, I think we were subtly, but brilliantly messed with, regarding that last one.
@locura, lol yeah
I may use some of these, no pun intended.
@I shjt you not, I plan to actively work them into my life now.
@I shjt you not, I read your comment before reading the full thing... I was confused for a good minute then laughed out loud in class when I got to that section.
@I shjt you not, Ha ha!
@I shjt you not, rne too
@I shjt you not, I might use the username "CuntyMcGiggles" to be honest
@I shjt you not, *wiggles wireless mouse*
@I shjt you not, *laughs awkwardly*
I like to purposely say "you too" whenever a theatre employee says for me to enjoy my movie.
I also like to tell the clerk to keep the change after paying with the exact amount.
I enjoy ordering burgers with special instructions that don't apply (quarter pounder, hold the lettuce)
Sometimes, I'll tell someone they dropped something when they didn't. I just walk away as they frantically search.
@I Are Lebo, That last one is pure evil
These, I like these! * breaks coffee mug
@Coach Vice, another!
@Coach Vice, ANOTHER!
@Coach Vice, not if you keep breaking our things you cant. Now rnaybe if you can sit and act nice you can have another.
I checked the last one to see if it had any spelling mistakes
I think Jim Halpert is responsible for most of these
How did he squeeze toothpaste in?
@George Feeny, you can use a dropper or one of those shot tube things
I didn't read all of this but I like the colors
@Flippasaurus Rex, Read it. It's worth it. I promise
@Bantersaurus Rex , they're really not worth reading
Eh half these are lame I mean if someone used my phones unlock code in a conversation I probably wouldn't even notice. I would just assume it's the address. Plus the computer one is a one time prank I mean if I enter a code and it doesn't work it blanks out so I can try again. Even if it didn't I would just retype in my password anyway. I stopped reading there mostly because I got bored.
I like to cum in people's shoes
Roofy people and frame them for murder
Sprinkle pubes into kids costumes for that itchy effect
Cut people's brake and replace their horn with "got eeeem"
Mix period blood in with the marinara for pizzas
Rub jalapeño juice on dildoes and butt plugs
@Ihatepuns, woah there satan, tone it down abit, shoes? Really? Why not in their mayonnaise?
@XxDEMONBANExX, night can't handle me tonight. I'm apparently too nasty
@Ihatepuns, eh, atleast the night shift wasn't here tonight
Just to clarify; you can't plug in a wireless mouse people!
@MachineGunMoorcroft, yea you can. Moises come with a usb device that you just insert into the usb on a computer. It's what connects the mouse to the computer wirelessly. If you don't plug in the usb device then it doesn't work
@George Feeny, mouses*
Calm down there satan