You forgot the tissues.
@Vault Tec, from all that crying I've done cus' I'm lonely....
@Vault Tec, *sweats nervously*
@Vault Tec, do you recycle tissues? I don't
@Kolarbear, *masturbates nervously*
@Vault Tec, really? I use mine to jack off in
@Vault Tec, you can't recycle tissues silly. It will be all hard an stale after first use
Looks like a regular Tuesday night.
Or an alcoholic with a skin condition
Plot twist......the lube is just to get the Guinness sh1t out when you've drank all them cans!!!
"I don't always feel alone, but when I do I prefer to drink away my loneliness and depression"
-the loneliest man in the world