Bear says no
Hello. I'm Space Hobo. My kids took my starship and left me on this planet with only Orion, my cat. I wander around this planet hoping to one day return home and get revenge on my kids for being jerks.
@Space Hobo, Hello, good fellows. Name's MrWonka and I am currently on a plot to poison the world's children with my "magically delicious" Wonka bars. Also, big fan of Port Isabel Tarpons!
@Space Hobo, Nice to meet you Space Hobo. I'm D1ckbutt, the predictable punchline people always suspect but rarely get.
@Space Hobo, hi space hobo. I'm batdoge. I right crime. Like joker cat and banecat. I love being petted and taking walks. 🐾
Hi, I'm The Milky Man. Contrary to popular belief I do not like milk. I like chocolate milk, but I deliver both, because I don't judge milk preferences.
@The Milky Man, Hi milky man
@The Milky Man, once you go chocolate you never go back...olate fvck
@The Milky Man, hi the milky man, I'm dad!
@TheWelshOne, I guess someone had to do it. Since mistersir isn't around
@John Titor, once you go Wonka, you die....
@Bart Starr, I tried...
@The Milky Man, I'm glad you like chocolate =)
@The Milky Man, "I sell milk and milk accessories."
@The Milky Man, Hello The Milky Man, I'm Saphire. Yes, it isn't spelled the correct way. I like 1% milk (which is really good when it's chocolate milk) just my prefference, since I knew you wouldn't judge.☺
@Saphire, Hi Saphire, I'm Your Grandmas Tits. I don't contain saphires unless you count my frequent use of nipple rings and such.
@Sir Chocolate, Maybe we could have a partnership of some sort.
@Saphire, You will not be judged about your milk preference.
@The Milky Man, Thank you very much
@Sir Chocolate, Hi glad you like chocolate =) I'm dad
Hi I'm Draco Malfoy and my hatred of Harry Potter is in no way just a thinly veiled crush on him. Umm I mean I like puppies
@Draco MaIfoy, hi draconian malfoy I'm dad
@TheWelshOne, don't steal mistersir's thing
Hi, I'm Purple Link and contrary to popular belief I am not gay.
@Purple Link, hi purple link I'm dad
Hi im Molags Balls I'm the Daedric Prince Molag Bal's balls
Hi, I'm Jaime Lannister, Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, and I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize again for Joffrey. Should have pulled out on that one.
Hello, I am Devan Lochess, also known as The Scribe. I travel the world documenting stories. I am currently being told the story of the kingkiller, Kvothe.
@Devan Lochess, how about you hurry up and document day 3. I mean, how long do we have to wait?
@bojangles8u, for some odd reason, Kvothe is sleeping in today!
Hi, I'm Emu With a Top Hat. I was raised from an egg by my two parent emus, before they were killed by Australia's wrath. I was shipped off to America, where I escaped my cage and hid behind a hat store for three years. That's where I got my top hat, btw. But none of that matters, because none of you scrolled down this far.
@Emu with a Top Hat, I did i see everything. Got any other interesting stories?
Hi I'm Bryce Harper, I play baseball for the Washington Nationals, and I'm 21 years old. I also have a dog named Swag.
@Bryce Harper, hi brace harper, I'm dad.
@TheWelshOne, why are you telling everyone you're dad?
@Draco MaIfoy, because he fvcks every woman he sees...🎩
@MrWonka, if only :-(
@Draco MaIfoy, I accidentally tried to be funny, hit submit before my thought processes kicked in, now I find myself in a awkward back peddling predicament and have become massively un funny in the process.
@TheWelshOne, I think you're funny.
@Multiple personality, well based on your username , in a few minutes he could become your worst enemy
@crazy steeve, @Meztger, umm... how did steve get his own user name???
7 September 2014 #7September2014
Hi my name is steeve and COCKADOODLE DOOOO THE COW SAYS MOOOOO
I am Richard, Chief Warlock of the Brothers of Darkness, Lord of the Thirteen Hells, Master of the Bones, Emperor of the Black, Lord of the Undead, and the Mayor of a little village up the coast.
Hi I'm califom...and that's it.
Hi, I'm dad and I have multiple personality's.
Hi I'm Weeee. I like practically anything because I'm easily entertained. And no I'm not that bastrd car insurance piggy.
Hi, I'm GalaxyHolder, I have a galaxy s3 phone
@GalaxyHolder, hi galaxy holder, I'm dad.
@TheWelshOne, you sure are the dad of many people on this app
@GalaxyHolder, you don't know the half of it...or do you?
@TheWelshOne, you had special "me" time in a pool before a pool party?
@GalaxyHolder, oh you know half of it...good job only half!
@TheWelshOne, does the other half have something to do with tentacle porn?
hello... I'm bear
@mjbisgreat, Hi bear
@mjbisgreat, is that a confession?
Hello. I'm I shart you not. And I am totally not an evil clone of I shjt you not bent on world domination
When I try to say my name.
@Derek Zoolander, I always Fvck it up. Just like my previous comment... DAMMIT STUCKPIXEL WHY US THE SEND BUTTON RIGHT NEXT TO TGE BACKSPACE BUTTON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Hi, I'm Firmest Midget. Size isn't the only thing that matters.
Hi I'm John Lemon. Me and my band squeezed out some hits back in the day
Hi, I'm XaixRiku. I like to draw, sculpt with clay, play videogames, and make cosplay.
@XaixRiku, Sounds like a very interesting life would you mind talking with me about it some time?
Hi, I'm W9001PILLSHERE, I manage a gaming team, and my username is awesome because whenever someone takes a suggestion of mine, I can say they're under the influence of drugs.
Hi. I don't know what the fvck I do.
Hi, I'm No Off Switch, I am incapable of controlling my spelling and not speaking what always on my mind with no restrictions and I constantly have an erection.
This bear should run for president! Oh talking bear, you understand me...
Joffrey of the House Baratheon, First of My Name, The Rightful King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm
@Joffrey, you forgot "dead".
@KingSlayer, "former" works too
Hello, m8, my name is Anastral and I identify as a big tittied, purple-haired anime schoolgirl. People are having a hard time accepting who I really am 😢
Hello, I'm PROTONPIG. I was a regular pig who would go on walks and stuff, until one day I slipped down a small cliff and rolled into a nuclear power plant. I came into radioactive waste and got super powers as a result, along with human-level intellegence. You'd think I'd use these powers to save people or something, but nah. I just kinda play video games all day. So, yeah.
@PROTONPIG, Like smart human level or just average and did the ability to play video games come with human intelligence or did you have that?
Hi, i'm lonely shadow.............. So lonely..
Hi, I'm Smiley Face. I'm Asian, and I like snow.
Hello! I am ManWithHair, and I do in fact have hair. Now, don't take that the wrong way. I am definitely speaking about the hair on my head. Sadly (very sad indeed) I am unable to grow a beard and moose-tache combo at this time. I used to be very well (un)known as CaptainZ. Your turn.
Hello ladies and gentlemen. It's me, Santa Claus, and I've made my way into-- ohwait wrong line. I'm your average Walmart Employee, so you can call me "Tough Sonuvabish."
@Walmart Employee, I'd remember that but you see to have made yourself scarce.
Hi, I'm The Comic King and I'm a registered sex offender.
@Doctor Scholls, Is that from the bullsh*t "p*ssing on someones lawn sex offender" or like "rapey sex offender?"
I'm Sadistic Potato. My parents were shot and killed in an alley, and now I thirst for the pain they felt to be thrust upon the innocent. I also enjoy long walks on the beach.
Hello. I am Corycogo. I am the master of all beasts, however there is one creature that I am not capable of taming. It is known as the "Fat guy engineer", but to me it is more. It is the bane of my existence it is the death of me. The reason I am sad. I also love video games and was born in Maloopadoratayanadanderland. :P
@Corycogo5737, My motto to live by is POOTIS
Hi, I'm Lord Kitchener and I was Commander-in-Chief of the British Army. All I wanted to say was this is a repost.
Greetings, I'm airguitarpro. Im really into guitar and I guess I know quite a lot of sick air guitar solos and riffs.
Hi, I'm thegeologist and well I like rocks
Hello, I'm DalekOutcast. That's it.
Hi, I'm BlazingKraken. One day I was just swimming around minding my own business when all of a sudden I got cursed. So then forever on my curse keeps me on fire, even underwater. And it also helps me when destroying ships :3
Hi, I'm Tommy Dean. I'm the only character in Resistance 3 that can open doors by himself. I die in the very beginning of the game...
Hello, I'm Super GingerBoy, and I do actually take souls from others and every freckle I have is a soul.
Hello, I am EmperorNoriJun; my name means obedient ruler and emperor means I am the emperor.
Hi, I'm Gaiaphage. But you can call me Gaia. I'm an ET that crash landed on a little beach town. I only want to destroy the world but the only thing stopping me is a child. Who knew autistic kids could be so powerful
@gaiaphage, hi gaia of gaiaphage, I'm dad.
Hi I'm feelgoodbutter I feel good and I go well with toast.
@Feelgoodbutter, hi feelgoodbutter, I'm dad.
No habla espagnol.
Hi I'm small whale, and I'm currently slightly drunk so this is probably gonna be misspelled and long :D
@A Small Whale, hi small whale, I'm dad
*Cannot respond as he is late to class*
Hi, im the baby rhino...I am a baby and a rhino
@Baby Rhino, Hi baby rhino
@Baby Rhino, hi baby rhino I'm dad