Old spice isn’t d-bag deodorant. Axe is.
@Bird on a Rock, it wasn’t but I think it’s starting to tilt that way. The douchebags have realized the DB stigma with Axe and are starting to convert to Old Spice so they can pretend they’re not douchebags.
Old Spice is the only good deodorant
@synergy2, came to the comments to rage, glad to see someone else here supporting old spice.
@synergy2, is it bad that I considered changing deodorant because Harry Potter doesn’t like the one I use?
@synergy2, if I drive a truck or a car I'm a douchebag. If I smell good I'm a douchebag. Guys, did it ever occur to you that being a douchebag is kinda the way to go?
@synergy2, while I love old spice body wash, I prefer Gillette as a deodorant
@MCPON John 117, I respect your opinion (even if it's wrong)
@synergy2, it’s not an opinion, it’s a preference...there’s a difference -_-
Excuse me? For douchebags? OLD SPICE MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE POWERRRRRRRRRR
@Kangaroo Jacked, so true, you had to say it twice
Number 1) No, Old Spice is good, you're thinking of axe. Number 2) Have you ever smelled wolfthorn? It is AMAZING.
@DandyZombie35, my favorite for years. Never thought I’d give so much a shît about deodorant before.
@DandyZombie35, dude i only use wolfthorn
Mmm I’m interested in this bearglove. It’s so hard to find gloves.
I like wolves and foxes, but Matterhorn smells better. But I wear kraken because the girl I’m seeing likes it
Pretty sure that's what they were going for. Minus the douchebag part. That's Axe body spray.
I actually use the wolf one because it smells better than women's. 😅
Women. If your man wears anything but Old Spice Original, Pure, or Sport, you're dating a boy.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, r/gatekeeping
The spice of old and dove man are the best brands, they should combine and make old dove spice man.
@kdogzzs, Old Man Dove Spice
There is no deodorant for douchebags, not wearing ANY deodorant is the real douchebag move.
I like hawk ridge and wolf thorn
Hold up. Wolfthorn and Bearglove smell amazing when mixed. Like a many jolly rancher, I always wear both.
They stopped making Wolfthorn, now I must tell the pack the sad news of our dismissal from Old Spicewarts
Instead of a sorting hat, we use Terry Crew's chest to be sorted.
BEARGLOVE FOR LIFE!
I WANNA BE BEARGLOVE
Desperado is my favorite old spice
I’ll use whatever I like Mr. Potter
Old spice sweat defense is the only deodorant that works for me because I sweat so much :(
old people ew
Yeah i like to think i am not the wprst and like my wolfthorne so the more ya know