Really he's just upset that he uses axe
@TheKen42, Why should he be? It’s America’s axe.
@Georgis Khan, I mean, what a finish, beautiful dismount, just great job all around on this one
Guy who actually showers after working out: "You've gotta be shjtting me"
*13 year old version of that same guy, who didn't shower in middle school and instead just hosed himself down with Axe*