everything defeats baby with enough force
@Captain Penis, *calls the police*
@Captain Penis, Maybe comment that under a different username next time...
@Captain Penis, baby defeats everything with enough time
@Captain Penis, *tosses condoms at passing babies from a balcony
@Captain Penis, this is so bad
@Majesticmoose00, I was going to say that a baby can defeat anything if you swing it hard enough
@Jimmy McGill, hello we arrived here on a case of child abuse where's the culprit? There? Okay.*calls chuck Norris on him*
@Captain Penis, Baseball bat?
"Nobody puts baby in a condom!"
@Praise Satin, I laughed so hard at this
@ThePink, good I'm glad
Baby oil dissolves condoms?!
@I Are Lebo, baby oil is mineral oil + parfum. It is actually petroleum oil and really bad for your skin as it creates a barrier between the skin and the air--- no passage of air and blocks the sebum oil ducts which can make acne worse. So it kinda destroys skin too
@SchroedingerPussPuss, and it takes 3.2 babies to make just one bottle
@Limerickrolled, American babies or standard European?
@SchroedingerPussPuss, depends on the exchange rate and the strength of the US dollar
@Limerickrolled, American babies are slightly heavier producing a heavier oil.
As a condom I can confirm this
The Universe demands balance.
Unrelated, but what if the fresh prince of bel air theme song was basically the audible form of dickbutt? Like people hid it in videos and stuff?
Fire beats everything, except water water beats fire 😞
@IQhunter, not if the fire's hot and/or large enough.
This has brought this to a "hole" nother level