Need me a Battlefield Mommy gf
"I need to think of an article that will let me use this pic."
@ThePandaPool , after reading your comment I am now certain that is exactly what was going through their mind
@ThePandaPool , it’s photoshop
@ThePandaPool , I used the pic many times before I could think of anything that I could attach to it
My question is why they think there will be enough babies on the battlefield that this question ever needed to be asked in the first place.
@BlazingBowman, I don't think it was talking about breastfeeding kids, if ya know what I'm sayin'.
@BlazingBowman, Yeah, I'm all for public breastfeeding, more power to ya, but for the love of God keep your baby and all other babies away from the battlefield
@BlazingBowman, for the tactical baby bombs, duh
@Doctor Yak, i see well if were using our ladies boobies to pacify the enemy then she might be on to something.
@SimonPetrikov, i dont know man babies make pretty good body armor.
@BlazingBowman, because it gave them an excuse to use a photo of a beautiful, big breasted, nipple showing through shirt girl without seeming to sexualize anyone.
@BlazingBowman, I was talking about a food source for our soldiers actually. Killing bad guys is hard work after all.
@chickee fella, awww clickbait. The original internet trap.
@Doctor Yak, oooh... yeah thats obviously what you meant and not hydro pump boobie cannons used to force feed the enemies i waz just joshin ya.
Holy shjt. Guys, there's also words in this picture!
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, are they behind the boobs?
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, I’ve looked for an hour now. No words as far as I can see...
Should clown shoes and a big red honkin' shiny nose be a part of your uniform?
@M0RT0S, yeah thats smart. Theyre gonna be looking for army guys.
...why would they need to? If they have a child, they should be at home.
@tiburon, but... but my empowerment... I can’t be a responsible parent and empowered at the same time!
Looks like a young Jessica Simpson
@Apollo44, that’s because it /is/ her, from “Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous” — this is a fake article.
This has to be a satire site right?
@The Pun Shielder, says CNN at the top, so yes.
@Doctor Yak, ah my mistake. Carry on.
Yes , because the children of the women need to become strong soldiers ready to fight at any age .
Don't take this serious, please senpai
@DyingSuns, senpai has taken this very seriously. Now senpai is ignoring you.
Of course they should. Kevlar is heavy, babies less so
They didn’t say it had to be babies that they’re feeding...
Its fake. First off that's jessica Simpson plus punctuation errors like women being capitalized. Like ios12 said its photoshop
This is fake. Just enjoy the funny
TITS IN MY FKING INTERNATIONAL MOUTH
Do the women soldiers honestly believe this is a good idea? Or someone is pushing an agenda they didn’t ask for?
that one should
Who's bringing their infant to the battlefield?