I could make a bra out of it
@I have Boobs, that would be SO hot, or should I say- sizzlin'
@Metzger, can I eat a bacon bra off of you? That would absolutely make my day.
@SWAT, have you tried chocolate covered bacon? Oh man, I almost came just thinking about it..
@Metzger, I haven't but I almost just came thinking about you cumming about chocolate covered bacon. Thats kind of incredible.
@SWAT, yes, indeed!
@Metzger, wow. Its a lot easier to get you to orgasm than I thought. Here I am all trying hard with a sensual massage when all I had to do was talk about delicious food.
@Metzger, btw, I hooked you up the other night. I look forward to what you have in store for the return favor. ;-)
@SWAT, we will see, I guess :/
@Metzger, you guess?
@SWAT, well I'm not going to promise any videos
@Metzger, I wasn't talking about that. I was talking about the massage.
@SWAT, hey, I was going thru the randoms, & found a convo where our Erotica was mentioned like 10 times, on pic 111161, that's pretty cool, people actually read it! lol
@Metzger, really? We rarely get more than our own likes, so I thought no one reads it.
@SWAT, I guess people are reading it in secrecy
@Metzger, great find!
@Metzger, I feel like a rock star kinda inspiring people to copy our thing in their own unique ways.
@SWAT, haha, yeah, people need these types of reading materials. I'd enjoy reading other peoples sexy talk, but you don't see much of it at all
@SWAT, Even if Metzger is a guy?
@Von Eagle, she's not a guy.
@Metzger, yea it's not too common. Reading other people's sexy doesn't do much for me. I like it when you and I do it because it's personal. Thats what gets me going. I feel like you really want me to rock your world, even if it's just playful sexy talk that you would do with anyone else.
@SWAT, well it would be awesome if we could actually live out these role-plays, but in the meantime, sexy talk will do just fine
@Metzger, uh... hell yes it would be awesome! But yes, for now, we shall continue to fantasy sexfest! I imagine if we met, me showing up at your door with all the past sexy words rifling through my mind and when I see you, I just grab your face and commence immediate suckfest. Then we both strip nude while embracing each other on the way to the bed.
@SWAT, if we even make it to the bed, lmao!
@Metzger, I know right? Lol
Thought it said shjtboard...
@John Lemon, omg made my day xD
@Batdoge, why would this positive comment get downvoted?
Or you know, eating.
@GeneralPhallius, number one is breakfast. Thats what that option is.
@ClashNBash, bacon just for breakfast? Learn to live a little!
@GeneralPhallius, 11 wastes of bacon
@GeneralPhallius, you dont understand...i eat breakfast at night. So? For breakfast. Go right ahead sir...
@ClashNBash, My mistake... Well, at least you have something tasty to snack on while enduring the night shift.
What a useless shirt for me
Close enough. Ref Id 84850.
There's also condom, have a rigorous and excersize routine, and them replenish your body with a light delicious snack afterwards filled with proteins.
They forgot the most important... Bacon!
Read flag as #29 :(
21 August 2014 #21August2014
This has every shape of the vj j.
THEY FORGOT FOR PUTTING INTO A PANCAKE!
Ohhh great bacon u never let us down