The Polish joke makes little sense, as the name has no meaning in Polish. X is not a letter in the regular alphabet, and its unpresidented why it would be a name. It bothers me much.....
For number 2: What’s a fpolitician?
@PBnJ, they all get F's.
@PBnJ, lying pig...
@RiffRaff, I was playing dumb, but thanks.
I don't much appreciate the first joke with Trump. That's literally the same joke except they replace Bill Clinton with Trump. I'm just mad it couldn't be an original joke, but an attempt to pretend it's something new
Speaking of Trump, the US is launching middle strikes and trying desperately to come up with any excuse it can with a country that has never done a thing to America or Americans. And then you wonder why Kim Jung Un wants nukes. Wow. Wow.
@The 911 Masturbator, Kim Jong Un wants nukes so he can hold the word fúcking hostage.
@The 911 Masturbator, I’d like to see a pay-per-view boxing match between Kim Jong Un and Trump and have a betting pool on the winner.
@TR8R, no he doesn't
@AJMalone, war is people who know each other sending people who don't know each other to massacre each other. It's a racket. It always has been.
@The 911 Masturbator, that’s more likely than your scenario
@The 911 Masturbator, it’s a show of power against the Russians and both countries unfortunately are using an already war torn country as a playground to test out their military capabilities. Long story short, war sucks, always has, always will.
@Thebestdude, ah yes and the US had nothing to do with it being already war torn. Of course not.
@TR8R, NKorea wants and got nukes for the sole purpose of deterring meddling countries like US from invading and overthrowing current government. US wouldn’t dare strike Syria if they had nukes - Russia’s mere presence in the region deters all strikes. Notice how none of the “critical blow” in Syria was done near or over Russian air defenses or troops. Hell, even the old Soviet S-200s that the Syrians have shot down 70 out of 100 rockets
@The 911 Masturbator, First of all, it was the US, UK, and France. Secondly, the strike targeted and successfully crippled the Syrian chemical program. The US is the world’s superpower and has been given a lot of responsibility to protect people all around the world because we have more power and resources than anyone else, so we can afford to and we’re the only ones willing to. It’s not the 1800s where governments are solely responsible for their people. The U.N. and the wealth of modern nations compels the world’s nation to watch each other. The strikes didn’t target military bases or naval stations. It’s pretty obvious that the West has good intentions here.
@The 911 Masturbator, Yeah because North Korea only wants nukes to protect itself from the big bad Americans who prevented them from conquering the South in the Korean War. I’m sure it’s ENTIRELY defensive and Kim Jong Un would never use them to threaten or attack anyone. /s
@Can yew knot, suuuure. I totally believe Kim Jong Un wants nuclear weapons for solely defensive purposes 🙄
Second to last one should say "why haven't we had sex in weeks"
@The real meowman, that makes so much more sense. I kept trying to figure out the joke, but figured I was missing something
Whats the answer to the last one?
@brightest star, "what" is 4 letters long. "Sometimes" is 9 letters long. "Never" is 5 letters long.
@brightest star, The last one isn't a question, it doesn't require an answer.