[Remembers girls dont like me]
@Don Quixote Corazon, * awkwardly pats you on back* there there.
@Don Quixote Corazon, here, have a cat
@Don Quixote Corazon, there there. Have some tequila
@Don Quixote Corazon, Taquito Speedo: have a taquito
[Remembers how to crop meme properly]
I named my cat Trogdor. I was drunk at the time but, I stuck with it because why the hell not?
An old friend of mine had a cat named Sergeant Cuddles
My cats name is actually Hannibal Lecter. And I'm a girl.
@erickylematthews, fava beans?
Would definitely date a guy with a cat named missile launcher
@whynot260, *gets cat
*Names it Missile Launcher. (MiL for short)
*Realizes pets cost money and my apartment requires extra money for me to have a pet.
*Girlfriend gets pissed but loves the cat.
*Thinks I messed up somewhere but knows it wasn't with my choice of woman. Maybe it was after.
Missile launcher is a great name for a cat. Will definitely name my first cat that fit sure.
Click the picture to see the uploader's profile pic. Totally worth a look!