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I went to my therapist, and I kept saying, "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." He said, "Relax, you're two tents."
@Max Rockatansky, that would have been hilarious if I knew what a wigwam was in the first place
It bothers me that they didn't change the doctor one from patience to patients
@I shjt you not, that's the joke...
@MyLonewolf25, but they changed all the others...
@I shjt you not, your OCD is tingling
@ITGeeneeus, it's tickling my nuts
@I shjt you not, How about calendar's needing to be calendars'???
@I shjt you not, it bothers me that they didn't change knead to know into knead to dough.
@I shjt you not, soooo... you named your nuts OCD???
@ITGeeneeus, the left one is O, the right one is C
@I shjt you not, let me guess who the "D" might be...
@I shjt you not, actually, I'm the one tickling your nuts...
@casypup, I'm not paying you!
@I shjt you not, ill call the cops!
@casypup, I am the cops!
I tried to make these jokes at a party, but they said I was no pun.
I submitted 10 puns to a pun contest. I went to see if any of them won, but no pun in ten did.
I was once addicted to soap... don't worry, I'm clean now.
I try getting a top comment, but I'm never funny enough... No joke here, just saying 😢
@Aegislash, I got you bro. *upvote* *fist pound* *bro hug* *rides off into sunset*
@Michch333, Thanks bro, we ain't never met, but I know you always got me 😳
*snipes What They Said*
@Tabasco 93, *falls to floor dead*, wife *screams*. *Police arrive 2 hours later*. *they question the woman in tears* she says "he only wanted to make jokes". *children Arrive in shock of their broken family*.
@What They Said, *2 days later* a message is shown on the news that says "have you seen this man *shows Tabasco 93's gravatar* meanwhile Tabasco *looks soulfully at the hands in which he held the gun* *as a video of the victims mourning family is shown on the screen a single tear fills their eye it comes as a true realisation of the guilt from What They have done.
Are these Stephen Wright jokes or are they just puns? Either way they're better if you read them in his voice
That dyslexic man was really lucky! Ha!..
@PresidentBarackObama, yeah! I never walked into a bra *sobs*
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.
Throwback to Game Grumps playing Kirby's Epic Yarn amirite?
Objection! ☝🏻️ most calendars are 16 month
@Evil Troy, where the hell are you from? Because there are only 12 months, not 16
@angrydwarf, in a year. But have you ever bought a calendar?
@Evil Troy, yeah, and I've never seen a 16 month calendar
@angrydwarf,I think this is meant to be a joke, it's funny because it's not true. *slips back into shadows* ☝️👽✌️
@lawyer , size