It's because comedy is unexpected, and sex is taught as something not to be brought up in public, so the last thing you expect to see drawn somewhere public is a dick.
@Ryzzmac, except after you've seen it everywhere
@Ryzzmac, especially if it's a dickbutt
@Ryzzmac, then why dont women draw vaginas? no idy expects a vagina
Being a guy who doesn't do this shjt, I ask the same question...However, my sister draws d!cks on stuff. In fact, I think a lot of girls do it, too.
Honestly, why do we? If someone could explain, that'd be great
@Prince super Vegeta , Because it makes other people uncomfortable.
@Prince super Vegeta , because it makes school less boring when the stock photos in your high school English book have dicks all over them.
@Prince super Vegeta , it's not an answerable question. We just DO, that's it. So continue to drawn mighty penises and remember to have fun!
@Prince super Vegeta , I never did. It's really stupid
Oh the Fruedian unit..... Equal parts interesting and traumatizing.
Lol this reminds me of that kid from Get Him to the Greek, I think....when he would just draw dïcks all the time.
Heh, the ï looks like one.
@InsanityWolf404, maybe it was superbad....all I can remember is that it was an older comedy movie, like mid 2000s
@Captain Magma, I've never seen that movie but I remember some guy in Superbad who had that same issue, he drew penises in the most artistic and detailed ways possible
@Captain Magma, haha pretty sure it was super bad, he couldn't help but draw em
@AdrianBrody, it's Superbad, Jonah Hill is the dick drawer and he's on "get him to the Greek" as well that's why you got em mixed up
@Captain Magma, and then I was finishing up this big, veiny triumphant bastard when all of a sudden..
I hope they balance this out with why girls will wear skin tight stiff to get guys to look but deny it when called out
What about when guys draw a stick figure woman with zzzzzzz sized breasts?
I try to look at as many dicks as I can every single day
Those aren't pen!ses, they're just squid ward's eyes and nose
It's a good thing gods sack gave us this lesson on dicks
Ahhhh, militant feminism masked as relevant and useful instruction.
I'd draw vaginas, but frankly it's harder for people to tell if it's crudely drawn enough.
I don't draw penises on things, but I do put my penis in things.
"Girls don't draw vaginas" you've never been on Etsy...
*sues teacher for sexual harassment*