I usually try not to pass gas in any establishment
@megamanx181x, you sir are missing out on the greatest game every payed. Rip the loudest fart you can while standing next to someone (preferably family member/significant other) and proceed to say their name loudly, followed by other exclamations (ie. MY GOD! WHAT DID YOU EAT! YOU *gag* ARE DISG*gag*USTING!) if you can get people to physically run away or say something to the “mark” you win
@megamanx181x, liar liar pants for hire
@ImNotRacistBut, well that’s racist
I get pretty gassy and just had a thigh tattoo, where the guy was sitting right behind my behind... He never mentioned it.
Truly a gentlemen. How polite of him to wait for you to be out of the store to tell all of his coworker about that