Secret confession. When I was about 2 or 3 my grandmother paid some terrible video company to take a photograph of me and photomap it onto a Barney and Friends episode as a birthday present. The tape itself is about a half hour long, sings a pre-recorded song with my name lazily added and shows a character with my face interacting with Barney himself. Although it was horribly done what scares me the most is that when I was 15 we moved from a rental house into a nicer home but a box of old VRC tapes was lost along the move. My mom says that we either left them or the moving company took them. Either way that tape was among those tapes lost that day so now somewhere there is a tape of me as a baby that is waiting to be used against me as future blackmail...
@Good Guy Satan, *Takes notes* I’m uh, sorry for your loss sir.
@Good Guy Satan, probably sitting next to the ark of the covenant in that warehouse.
@Good Guy Satan, I had one of those too! I cherish it though
@Good Guy Satan, you shared it, it’s public knowledge. Congrats, you just made it useless as blackmail.