Don't you put that on me!
@LordCuddlefish, don't you put that curse on my Ricky Bobby!!
@LordCuddlefish, may all your stuck pixel updates be reposts
Calm down, satan
@gmastern1996, oh lord... The out of sync subtitles.. Just kill me now
I swear the articles do that on purpose so that they get more clicks on the ads, it happens way too often to be chance
@ I am not Groot, obviously designed for unfair ad revenue
Every Villain is Lemons
Only way to avoid this is to like, and repost to 20 other people with MY name on it!!! Also like for luck with girls/guys 👸😚😚💓😘😜😘😚😍😊😚😚💋😚😝😚😍😚😍❤💋❤💓❤💓❤❤💋😚😝😚😍💋😚😜😚😍❤💓❤😚😚😝😚😜😚💓😚👸😚😜💋😚😝😚😍💓👸❤😜😚💓😘😘😚😍😍😚😜😝😊💋😊💋❤😍😚💓😊👸😊😜😚😚💓😚😊💓😊💓👞
@Lt Dubble Bubble, you're the worst!!
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue, from a razor in a paper cup
@VirtualBean, I think you and I are the only 'chance the rapper' fans
@ dvcst, false, I am here
I hope you get a paper cut on your tongue
From a razor in a paper cup
I hope every soda you drink already shaken up
I hope your dreams dry like raisins in the baking sun
I hope your titties all saggy in your early 20's
I hope there's always snow in your driveway
I hope you never get off Fridays
And you work at Friday's that's always busy on Fridays
I hope you win the lottery and lose your ticket
I hope it's Ben and Socrates poop all up in your kitchen
I hope the zipper on your jacket get stuck
And your headphones short, and your charger don't work
And you spill shjt on your shirt
I hope your tears don't hurt, and I can smile in your face
Cut my losses, how Delilah changed my locks to fade
I hope you happy, I hope you happy
I hope you ruined this shjt for a reason, I hope you happy - Chance the Rapper
@Vergil, I know @gmastern1996 said calm down Satan but you sir or madam are truly Satan and need to calm down
@Vergil, Action Bronsons Baby Blue. I LIKE IT. Saw him live the other week in Bristol UK. He stood on my foot
May your microwaved food always have one frozen spot right next to one burning spot
End of Action Bronson song Baby Blue is perfect for this. Go listen
May this same joke get reposted multiple times, but with different pictures.
It's Phil the prince of insufficient light!!!!!
My ex deserves each and every single one of these forever.
Every time I see the word 'queue' I get scrabble flash backs of when I was in the 4th grade and my teacher said that 'queue' wasn't a word, and she grabbed a dictionary from 1337 and said "see if it's not in the dictionary, it's not a word" in all of my years I have never been so salty
May the odds be ever in someone else's favor
May the force be with you not
The tea one is too far
A trick I learned with headphones is to run the cord down inside my shirt and out the bottom of it. It eliminates 90% of snagging problems. Put your mp3 device in your pocket and you're good to go.
Whoa there Satan!
Both predictable comments have been made, i.e. "Calm down, Satan" and "Don't you put that evil on me." What's becoming of us?
These are real hexes my grandma puts on people. The last one she cursed was "may your zipper get stuck down after you use the bathroom "
I hope the next time you take a shower, the shower curtain clings to you and you can't get it off. Well, u can get it off but for the rest of the day, you never really feel clean!
The rotated sock one went too far
Don't you put that evil on me!
*Obligatory "Calm down, Satan"* comment
Don't you put that curse on me. Don't you put that evil on me.
*sees headphone lady* the Invisible Man strikes again!
May the odds be never in your favor.
I have wireless headphones so...
@jayne cobb, it will be all the worse when it still happens
Don't you put that evil on me Ricky Bobby
May you step on a heated metal Lego and get branded 🖕