"A new challenger approaches through the mist, it is a dark force that is known for its brutality and it's name is...Mittens" *everyone shudders*
The DM summons a tarask to fight mittens Godzilla style
DM: ...Roll for initiative
Meow it's getting real. King Kat would dominate on purrpose. Let's hope there is a claws in the rules for this CATastrophe.
@Gizmow, *starts sharpening my pun sniper*
Behold my new warlock patron. Cathulhu.
The closest any of the players will ever get to a hary pussy
Beast Tamer: "Ah a worthy companion, our battle will be legendary."