Take a shjt and assert dominance.
@Barry Dylan, pee is much more effective
@Barry Dylan, you want a bat up your butt? Because that's how you get a bat up your butt
@robee, want and need are two different things.
@Barry Dylan, you...you NEED a bat up your butt?
@robee, You see I shove a clown up there a couple weeks ago and he has been up to some nasty shenanigans so I figured a bat might be able to catch him. Don't judge me for being logical
@Barry Dylan, sounds like you have your life pretty well figured out. Im jealous
@robee, yeah I just kept putting things in my but until it felt right. Eventually I had a career, savings account, and a wife and three children, all shoved up my asshole.
@Barry Dylan, jeeze man we get it your life is perfect. No need to keep rubbing it in like that. Mine can only fit a small flat and a smart dependable sedan
Well, that just made my butthole pucker
Well just quickly cover the bowl with the lid and start flushing
That’s batshjt crazy. I can’t believe nobody said that yet.