Damn, that must be a long clit
@Dr Rick Sanchez, *vomits*
@Dr Rick Sanchez, majestic flap-flaps
@Dr Rick Sanchez, now all I can see are dumbo sized lips hanging down.
@Dr Rick Sanchez, I think I just threw up..
@Dr Rick Sanchez, whats a .... Oh
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, Have something against Hyenas?!
@Dr Rick Sanchez, Not too many times I literally laugh out loud over a comment. Now is one of those times.
Took me a minute. I've been here for 6 years and I... Why was I thinking innocently?
Do you want crabs? Because this is how you get crabs
@Hamilton Porter, *pinch* *high pitched screaming*
Finally! A genuinely funny picture! And here I was starting to think this app was turning into facebook
I apologize...didn't know I made a trail in the sand.
Because you are invisible?!?
The thought of dragging my schphonz through the sand makes me cringe uncontrollably.
The women love a man with a sandy djck
"The years when you have seen only one set of footprints, my pen1s, is when I carried you.”
*sees two lines dragging in the sand* "What the hell?"
Dammit Shaq. What did we tell you about nude beaches?
Because I scoot up the beach on my bike never peddling just scooting and staring.
He is really old!
It's just a tail! Geez people, what dirty minds!
Because you walked a bike on the beach?