@ImNotRacistBut, You have successfully passed the test! You may now leave the matrix...
I thought this year was supposed to be different?
@ImNotRacistBut, cat pizza butter
@ TouchMyCatEars, I mean, at least you didn't find CRABS
@Rathalos, oh fvck, did you??
@ TouchMyCatEars, why change a good thing?
@ TouchMyCatEars, I mean, I did, but I also got BEACH and SEX. So we will figure out which types of crabs it's going to be in 2021.
@Rathalos, I see you coming up clean! Cats honor!
@ TouchMyCatEars, well, looks like there's going to be a lot of crab dinners in my future! 😁
@Rathalos, better for you than me, I'm allergic.
@ TouchMyCatEars, why are you screaming
@ImNotRacistBut, 📢 SO YOU KNOW WHAT FOUND!
@ TouchMyCatEars, touchmybleedingears
@ImNotRacistBut, *slides finger in and out of your ear slowly* mmm, like that?
@ TouchMyCatEars, m- maybe
@ImNotRacistBut, 👅👂 niiice
wine, boyfriend, penis.
I don't like where this is going..
@Swagnamite, yay I don’t like wine either
@Likely I Swallow, exactly, definitely not my drink of choice
@Swagnamite, wine, ass, and Carl....
@Swagnamite, I got that too butt my last one was anal.
@The Pun Shielder, I'd take that over the wine...I mean boyfriend..
*phew* definitely saved it there.
@Swagnamite, be happy... Mine was butter, boy, pussy....
Wine, money, anal.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, wine
Sounds like a lot more fun that 2020 has actually been.
@Ze Grammar Nazi, Friend, Boob, Beach.
Packing my suitcase now
@Ze Grammar Nazi, wine, marriage, butt. I then saw that the butt was butter but I saw butt first
Cocaine, debt, suicide
@DiSoNeGuY, where you get cocaine?!?!? Fvck! All I got was butt, anal and ass
@seeUpee, Dude. It's easy. I just can't tell you. But it's in my nightstand drawer if you need some.
Pizza, rave, sex
I'm fine with this.
Pizza vodka money
Chipotle anal boobs
Win Friends Nacho
Sounds about right lol
Crabs Bit Ass, ow
Butter sex Carl...I need a restraining order
@Geo1345, sounds like a slippery time
Pizza, rave, new car. Sounds like a good year
@random09, pretty sure it reads “new Carl”
Wine, vodka, homosex.
@HollywoodxGhost, I wouldn’t get drunk anytime soon. If you’re not into homosex that is.
Crab, boob, Carla
Travel, anal, and sex... nice
wine money and homosex
god i sure hope so sounds like a good time
Pussy pen marriage
Wine penis vodka?
butter, vodka, boobs. .. i’m okay with this
Friends, marriage and kum....
Damnit! I got Penis, Butt, Homosex
Wine, Ass, Carl
Boobs, Penis, Money
I’m becoming a trap...
Wine penis crab. Wtf
Vodka Boobs Marriage
I'm sensing a message here that I shouldn't get too drunk
Boyfriend marriage pussy. Ight
Ho, pizza, sex
Wine, cap, homosex...my wife is gonna be piiiiiiissed
Wine, rave, age. Yeah nope
wine, boyfriend, pussy.🤔
Wine, hope, butter?
I'm either gonna make alot of money selling crabs with my penis or crab medicine is gonna cost a fortune. . .
Wine butter cap.
Friends, Crabs, Marriage... I am fearful but interested
Nachos, money and ass.
Friend, marriage, thik (that counts right?) either that or vodka.
Boyfriend - actually got that this year
Hope - still working on it
Butter - I'm a fatass so that's every day
Me: Marriage, chipotle, money
The wife: Marriage, Friends, New car (she insists the third one is one word)
Boyfriend, money, friend
Wine butter ass. So just like every other year
I'll get a boyfriend who will give me Crabs.... But at least I'll get nachos...
Butter, vodka, and homosex.
2021 is gonna be lit.
Nacho, vodka, marriage
Yäy, Pùssy, Fríend
Wine, Job, Butter.
As all fortune tellers, it is cryptic, but may be accurate.
Wine, pot, beach. I mean, I am a fan of cooking so I could use the first two for cooking. And I would love to go to a beach. I long for the water 🧜🏻♀️
Crabs, butter and hope....
A$$ a$$ homosex. Oh no
Wine Pusey penis
Wine, vodka, marriage.... Not looking good for this currently married, 5 year sober alcoholic.....
Wine, pizza, boobs. Sounds like a pretty damn good time
Boyfriend, wifes gonna be pissed
Crab, Wine, Pussy. A good year it seems...
Travel butt job
Beach travel anal
Butter, beach, money..... idk what this means but I'm ok with it
Pvssy, Grind, beach. Sounds good.
Wine penis butt
Ass hat hana. Im fvcked