Ah, yes, the ancient art of Uzi-jitsu
@SimonPetrikov, I have a black belt in Remington
@Michael Fassbender, I have black belts in Ruger, FNH, Springfield Armory, H&K, and Weatherby.
@Gamasennin, Springfield armory, you got an M1A?
@Michael Fassbender, Yup
"What sort of skills can you bring to our company?"
"Well, I can sword, lightning punch, battle dance, and am well versed in throwing sharps."
"HIRED. You start tomorrow!"
@Breadbeard, your name amuses me... (I'm so sorry.... i just woke up, so my coments aren't funny...)
@Breadbeard, You had me at 'battle dance'
@The Silver Queen, really? Lightning punch got me.
I can personally vouch for this guy within a day of his training I was able to lightning punch my hamster to death.
@TheLitOneFam, I was able to do that without his training.
No claymore don't need it
@Lastmanonearth, Standards. This bro has them.
Bow staff? Does he mean a bō? You don't need to add staff on the end it's redundant. "Hey guys check out my Katana sword, I put it next to my rifle gun, on top of my desk furniture."
@TheColossalTitan, I thought it was more like 'Hey look I got a new gun!' "What kind of gun?" 'A Smith n Wesson Pistol'. Or whatever the brand is. And that isn't redundant, right?
@TheColossalTitan, chain sticks....bloody chain sticks
@TheCruzanator, Except that bō is not a brand. There are many different types and manufacturers. You could say I bought a foam bō, wooden bō, or be more specific and say rokushakubō. If I use your example I would say, "look I got a new pistol gun". It is still redundant.
Guys, I might get some hate for this but try not to be so hard on people like this. He's probably just a kid who had a bad upbringing and found comfort in a dream world where he can be important, and have control over his life. He's trying to find people who share his interests, we all deserve friends. Idk, have a nice day and what not.
@xmarksdeathx, are you serious? It's a freaking joke flyer. He's got freaking invisibility, controlling animals, and underwater breathing on there... Why do people look for deep meaning in crap that's just a joke
@Steaknuggets, can he teach me how to use a Rasengan
@Prince super Vegeta , if he could... I would sign up right now lol
@Luna 5, agreed.
I am quite certain it’s Bo staff
Throwing sharps? Chainstick? Sounds ligit to me
Sign me up
This guy can't write worth sнit.
Great to see a brother in the martial arts out there teaching the ancient ways. We are a dying breed. Keep up the good work. Also, the thing about guns is, they are great if you have it on you and are ready to use it but if it's a box or glove compartment it's not going to help you. A martial artist ALWAYS has his/her skills with them 24/7 ready to go.
This might Cut in.. give me a slice of One of those Notes. Who knows, he might sharp'en he's own skills.