This is real. I wish to god it was a joke, but it's not. She scooped poo up in her hands, threw it out of the window, then changed her mind and tried to get it back.
I'm confused.. Like the best pun I can make is something something sh!tty framing job something
Not only was the article ridiculous, but it was so confusing. I am still unsure on what happened.
@bowlnmike, the Gizmodo report is confusing as hell.
@bowlnmike, so my understanding of it was she went back to the guys house and had to take a dump. She clogs up the toilet and tries to throw it the window but it got stuck between the internal and external layers of glass. She tried to fish it out from between them, got stuck, and had to call the fire department to get her out.
@kittenmaster12, so you're saying there's a chance?
@kittenmaster12, Apparently this has happened before with other dates, mainly women feeling embarrassed for pinching a giant log and rather throw it out or hide in their purse then avoid having the guy see it.
@bowlnmike, read the BBC article. It's hilarious and extremely detailed.
Roses are red
Spongebob once SOILED IT
The right kind of shít post
Fake news. Girls don't poop
Dammit, I've got this in my pending uploads.