How dare you talk back to me! Go assemble your room, young man!
How can that child make a bed in IKEA if I can't even build a lamp....
@MrWonka, I love lamp
@MrWonka, IKEAn't even
FACT TIME YOU WISH YOU KNEW AS A CHILD: Making your bed doesn't repel bedbugs, an un-made bed is actually less likely to have bed bugs then a bed that is made.
@Riley11Richard, I have never heard that making the bed keeps the bedbugs away....
@MrWonka, when I heard the fact for the first time, that is literally the first thing I said. But that must be popular enough for it to be a thing, so I just posted it because I found it interesting.
What do IKEA worker use to hold their food on their lunch breaks? A Swe-DISH!
@Turkle77, How could this happen? A great pun, ruined by the typing of a man too eager to post his creation. This one missing 's' will be the end of me. The end of my career! Dammit, Turkle; get your head in the game! Maybe no one will notice. Maybe no one will care. Yes, your title of Pun Physician is safe; nothing to worry about. Nothing at all.
Living the dream
I have a desk that I draw on from IKEA. I...did not make a good decision.
Meanwhile in china...