Can relate. I have two younger siblings, an adopted half-demon child, and - more recently - a Tiny Tina to look after/raise/stop from exploding Funny Pics for the lulz.
My family is watching a friends dog while she's on vacation and its name is coco so every time I see it I think "three for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! And none for Gretchen Weiners goodbye."
Jesus why is she a parent? I bet she's a total bitch to her kids...