Eaten by the ghost demon girl that lives in my mirror.
I don’t believe in her.
She’s not real...
@Kamitha, super semi-related, one time my friends and I did a Knott's Scary Farm puzzle room and like the 3rd room we got was a room full of mirrors and a girl would fade in and out of them. I shouted Bloody Mary 3 times and then in like the full body mirror she appeared. I yelled out to my friends "HA I was right you cvnts!" And that's when she stepped out of the mirror. Best puzzle room experience I ever had 10/10 would shît myself in terror again.
Flying spaghetti monster
@lostnomad, I hope his noodley appendage smites the non believers.
Impaled by a unicorn
The Yellowstone park volcano
Killed by the wage gap
Killed by white privilege
*Crushed by a round Earth*
Murked by Santa Claus
I believe that I can kill myself
@Any The Useless, *lives forever*
They asked for the most interesting not the most obvious
A stable job
Going to give the neckbeard answer and say God would kill me
Killed by girls that want to have sex with me
@BigJohnson86, death by snu snu!
Someone who loved me
I would be killed by humanity