I was only nine years old. I loved Ben Shapiro so much, I had all the merchandise and watched all of his videos DESTROYING SJWS. I'd pray to Ben Shapiro every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Ben is love", I would say, "Shapiro is life". My dad hears me and calls me a nazi. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Ben Shapiro. I called him a libtard. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Ben Shapiro. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "Facts don't care about your feelings". He grabs me with his powerful American hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I am ready.
@ptitty1231, I spread my ass-cheeks for Ben Shapiro. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Ben Shapiro. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Ben Shapiro. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his crime statistics. My dad walks in. Ben Shapiro looks him straight in the eye, and says, "Another libtard rekt". Ben Shapiro leaves through my window. Ben is love. Shapiro is life.
@ptitty1231, thank you for blessing me with this masterpiece
@ptitty1231, way to get it
@ptitty1231, I will forever use the term 'crime statistics' from now on in this context
@ptitty1231, #bestcomments #Shapiroislife #fillsmybutt #crimestatistics
@ptitty1231, so you were a libtard hated your libtard dad but followed him? I mean he called you a libtard so you must be a nonbeliever.
@ptitty1231, my butt hurts after reading this. But thanks.
@A pet named Steve, it’s going to change your life
@ptitty1231, you sir are a scholar and a saint
@megamanx181x, you honor me, but I am simply a farmer tending to his memes. Memes that I refuse to just remain dreams, but to become reality
@ptitty1231, just do it...
@nepheal, I think Ben was referring to his dad as a libtard still, who got “rekt” because Ben defiled his son.
@Berntley, excuse me? I think you mean "blessed his son with his FACTS and LOGIC!!"
Teenage girltard gets absolutely ANNHILATED by Ben Shapiro’s OBJECTIVELY TRUE OPINION and FACTS and LOGIC
@K1l, Fûck you’re gonna end no nut November for me if you keep talking like that
I thought you were better than this K11
@Hellboi, Cleary not. Thank you for believing I could live up to some sort of standards though.
He actually says this to his wife... who is a doctor.
What the cringe is this dont use ben for this shìt
Nothing makes me happier than seeing him handle these dumb fûck brainwashed liberal college absolutely entitled baby cunts. It makes me happy the world gets to witness how shîtty the generations have become.
Once again, not comedy.
That guy’s scum, man.
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. No one is factually ugly or pretty.
The fishing is strong with this one
Probably one of the nicest things you can say to someone. Really takes the pressure off because they don't feel like you're just being nice for their feelings and they won't crave endless reaffirmation as much if you help them foster a sense of positive self image.