So diamond dogs are the bestest of friends.
@ThePandaPool , I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes. You are all diamonds. *sheds a tear*
@ThePandaPool , ever heard of BUTT STALLION ?
@DrSin, DAMMIT 6 MINUTES TOO LATE
@Killing instincts , I see you are a man of highest class
@DrSin, Ah, a man of culture
@The Landshark , big boss.....
@DrSin, Butt Stallion was fantastic and hold on *crunch cruch* man these pretzels suck
@fettman1138, shut up jack !!!
@ThePandaPool , venom snake agrees, diamond dogs are the best
@ThePandaPool , Which makes D-Dog an immediate god-tier bestest friend and good boy
Obviously, man wins
Apache Helicopter is a close second
Would anyone like to know why diamonds became a titular staple in the process of marriage engagement?
@crazylampshademan, Do tell, my lampshade friend. Shed some light on the matter.
@Totally Not The NSA, diamonds weren't related to engagement at all until 1477, when Archduke Maximilian of Austria put a diamond on a band to propose. This started a trend amongst the extremely wealthy, but mostly stayed in that demographic. Fast forward (a lot) to 1938. Post WWI America had almost entirely lost interest in luxury goods, especially considering the effects of the Great Depression. People would often become engaged without any sort of trinket exchange. This was a problem for De Beers jewelry company. They had diamonds that no one wanted. To try to influence sales, they started one of the most successful ad campaigns in history, claiming that "real men" bought diamonds to ask for their lovers' hands. The whole "2 month's salary" was part of this campaign, which was an arbitrary number, invented by the company. De Beers would continue to absolutely dominate, coming to own 70% of the world's diamond mining operations.
@Totally Not The NSA, it's been a very recent trend to avoid diamonds, due to awareness off the terrible, terrible things relating to the mining of diamonds in Africa.
Fake.... and even if it’s not it’s still not funny
Highly intelligent is a bit strong.
Don't tell me what to love, pink rectangle.
Not to be on womans side but you can buy a lot of dogs with 1 diamond...
One of these are over-priced jewelry that caused the blood diamond catastrophe. The other is a creature that resignates love.
But what if the Diamond is Unbreakable?
@Prince super Vegeta , then make a drill because it won’t have any other practical purpose
But the catch IS.. The dog is ALSO made of carbon
@Hairy the Lover, well if you're going to go there, so are humans. And so is air. And so is Earth. And so is the universe.
Will a diamond protect & keep watch over its owner as she takes a dump?
More than likely, a diamond owner will irresponsibly place it where the garbage disposal awaits the right moment to seize its prey..
That was the last post that man made
Damn, someone get that lady some water for that nasty burn.
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