My old roommate got so drunk that he needed my help getting his 5'4 short ass onto his 5'0 bed. And I had to watch him, just in case he threw up. Not so that he doesn't mess up the bed or himself, it's so that he doesn't go head first into the trash can next to his bed for when he feels like he's gonna puke.
Because it's happened before
@Bow To Your Senpai, let him learn.
@Iswearimfunny, let him lean
I can't take my friends drinking, they'd act Winey
Thank you Facebook comedy post!
I once chugged half a liter of vodka because nobody else wanted it and I didn't want to take it home with me.
@Gamasennin, did the burning teach you that was not a good plan?
@Honaw Fierceclaw, good vodka is smooth