Mrs. Washington knows what’s up.
That length to girth ratio is pretty unspectacular. Good thing he can just pop out his wooden teeth and eat Martha out like a pudding cup.
@The Poonisher, AYYYEEEE
@The Poonisher, Jfc. *Upvotes.
Its a tribute to Bill Clinton
@Spork and Foon, I was hoping someone would say it!
If the tip of his dick pointed like that then he had some serious issues
@InsaneWolf, Botched circumcision. He didn’t like to talk about it, but let’s just say that if you’re getting your kid cut you should choose a medical professional to do it, not just get your mate to do it as “he’s good at whittling, so he’ll be fine at this”.
THAT'S RIGHT BAYBEE ALL POINT NO QUILL. IT'S LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG