Shop keeper: I'm trying to say if you buy from me you lose your dìck, balls and life!!!
Me shocked: So I have to get married too?
@Twatasaurusrex, shopkeeper: *gets on one knee*
@BecauseShutUp, me: I dont know what to say. This is all so sudden. I barely know you
@Twatasaurusrex, shopkeeper: It doesn't matter, you already know me better than I do.
@BecauseShutUp, *gets on two knees*
@deez, nah people get married so they dont have to do that any more
People act like greed can only exist in capitalism lol
@BrenadryI, why do you think 1) true communism has never been tried,
2) the communist and socialist gov'ts that have been tried, failed, 3) why capitalism is fvcked by cronies, 4) why the greatest founding documents ever written pit different branches of gov't against each other.
Clearly this person doesn't know what capitalism is
@Captain Swordsman, I mean, if you’re operating from the standpoint that consumers can’t take responsibility for themselves with what they buy and that it’s up to retailers to coddle them, then that would be what it is.
Problem is is that that’s a fvcking stupid way to view it.
The joke was kinda funny till tumblr got involved.
Replace capitalism with calories and it's more accurate
"So what are you, the Devil?"
Shopkeeper is going to close shop