He died doing what he loved
@a shiny haunter, draping himself on a cop car?
Men in pop culture: OH MY GOD I'D KILL A MAN TO LOOK AT A GIRL IN A SLIGHTLY TIGHT SHIRT FOR 3 SECONDS
Real men: ew that chick looks like a massive ho, I'd rather just enjoy a normal woman and watch porn if I need a titty fix
I've always wondered if hot women are aware of how many accidents they cause/almost cause while doing something as innocuous as walking down the road.
"I Done Broke my spine...Nice Rack though"