Doggo, just lovely big cuddly doggos
They’re compensating for the fact they’re completely and utterly worthless
@FP Waiter, My grandma had a small dog, but he loved belly rubs and liked licking people. He was skittish around new people though, he didn't want anyone to hurt her
@FP Waiter, beagles may be smol but they are bigger fluff ball than big puppers
@FP Waiter, "Any dog under 50 pounds is a cat, and cats are worthless" - Ron Swanson
@DeadXOnyx, I've always wondered if this includes puppers. Like I have a 30 lb lab mix puppy is it worthless until it reaches 50 lb. or is it inherently worthwhile since he will weigh 90 lbs fully grown? Hits blunt
This is true. Until you walk towards them, then who's the bitch now?
@yourleftnut, My neighbor's chihuahua is like that. When I was going to go open the gate, he ran at me. When I opened it up, he backed off, and when I closed it, he came back again. We did that 4 or 5 times before he quit
@yourleftnut, My mother in law had a small poodle that wouldn't back down. He ran several people up onto tables, washer, dryer, etc. He bit and latched onto the thigh of a state trooper.
what about medium sized dogs?
"Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat, and cats are pointless." -Ron Swanson
My first upload, I feel like a fvcking moviestar
Kinda works for humans too
This is generally because small dogs are more likely pampered, and so take on an alpha dog mentality.
False, I had a small dog who loved being patted and scratched more than any other dog in the world.
Not true. I have a small dog and she's she most loving creature. She loves every child, adult and any animal she meets and want to play and cuddle!
A tiny dog's temperament is a direct reflection of how you treat the.
Big dog breeds were bred for a purpose. Little dogs were bed to be little. (Some dogs excluded like Welch terriers and such)
"Your purpose is to pass the butter "
@GunSupporter, weren't Chihuahuas Mexican hunting dogs?
@The Puppet Man, nope. Their ancestors are just companion dogs.
@GunSupporter, Small dog owner here. Cairn Terriers were bred small so that they can get into places where rats are, to kill 'em. Tibetan Terriers have no idea what they're doing though.
@GunSupporter, Yorkshire terrier are rat killers
@Fantabulous Toaster, I think terriers in general are small game hunters. Some go into fox holes or even groundhog tunnels.