The real list: be 6’+, have a six figure salary, have no female friends while I keep all my male ones; just in case this doesn’t work out, own a house that I will take when we split up, expect me to take our children when I’m done with you, have a c0ck that’s at LEAST 7”, and don’t you dare lose the 6-pack that I know you’ll have before even talking to me.
Don’t @ me cuz I’m #GladToBeGay
@Chifilo, sad but true.....
I shower twice a day, but half of my coworkers are hot girls in there 20s
@AverageIdiot, where do you work, I might have to take up a part time job there
@Not him again, go work at any pediatric hospital
@AverageIdiot, no thanks, I'll just make do with my employees that are mostly 65 or older
@AverageIdiot, was it a play on your username to use the wrong "there" or...?
You forgot to add two more: Be incredibly attractive and make tons of money
Be socially sound but not too social
Be confident but not too confident
Dont forget that they can always do better but there is nothing better than them
@Uranusisbig, be at least 6ft tall
@Uranusisbig, my gf is the one that rarely showers, but also no where as condescending as this post.lol these generalizations are bull shjt.
@flippity flip floops, there are always exemptions.
@Giorgio A Tsoukalos, why am I an incel? I make tons of money!
When you say "shower" and "semi-regularly", do you mean like...play in the rain? Cause I do that.
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, it's hard to hear about people living your dreams
Showering regularly is not hard, and anyone who says otherwise can fvck off.
@Proactive Citizenry , i will upvote for your aggressive tone and i like you.
@Proactive Citizenry , but with no reason to leave the house it’s hard to be motivated to shower
@Proactive Citizenry , unless you dont got no shower.
@CocoasBro, you're excused
@Proactive Citizenry , shiiiiet i was just being pedantic. I dont shower because i like the way swamp ass smells.
Don't talk to other girls is a legit red flag
@slug11, seriously, "don't be nice to another person for the fact they have a vigina" are you shjtting me? If you can't trust my judgement skills, and think I am a shjtty enough person to cheat then the relationship isn't gonna work.
If it was that easy no one would be single
I mean the second item is essentially “don’t have female friends” which is a hard no from me
You know... pretend half the human population doesn't exist.
That is NOT an accurate list.
God there are some real incel vibes coming off these comments.
@Spetsnaz , despite what you might think, you're not going to get any pうssy by calling people incels on the internet
@Captain Swordsman, despite what you think, I’m not looking for any more lol.
@Captain Swordsman, it’s hilarious to me people seriously say some of the things like these comments. Yeah there are ridiculous women that are insane, but when you act like they’re all like that, no woman, sane or not, will be interested in you. If you generalize an entire population to be their worst examples and blame them for why they don’t like you, see all these comments, it makes you seem like some sexist incel edgelord, and no woman worth your time will give you the time of day. But sure, I’m doing this to get girls on an anonymous dying funny pictures app. I’m definitely not doing it to help some of these middle and high schoolers realize that attitude will hurt you with the opposite sex as you get older.
@Spetsnaz , "if you generalize an entire population to be their worst examples..." You mean how this picture generalized men to be slobs who can't shower regularly? Or how you're generalizing the men here as incels if they disagree with this insane, stupid tweet? You're the one with a problem, bro, you're seeing red, seeing shjt that ain't there. "When you act like they're all like that..." NOBODY IS! "...blame them for why they don't like you..." NOBODY IS! Nobody here said anything about women not liking them! Literally! "...see all these comments..." CLEARLY YOU CAN'T SEE THEM! Because NOT ONE of these comments matches ANYTHING your schizophrenic ass claims they say. The closest thing to it is people calling out the picture for being dumb by hyperbolizing in the other direction for humor, but I guess anything more subtle than "unga bunga mee get coochie you insell" is too advanced for your Neanderthal brain
@Captain Swordsman, riiight I’m the one seeing red, I didn’t just leave a paragraph reply with a bunch of caps lock and calling someone schizophrenic and Neanderthal lol. You need to chill. The picture is poking fun at how people complain online about not finding women to date often don’t put in any effort to their appearance or to nurture relationships. Then there’s a bunch of comments about how women expect so much from guys and how they’re so demanding. You’re the one that’s reading into this being about you, and projecting hard on your insecurities. also no, there’s definitely people commenting that stuff and clearly taking this as a personal insult when it’s a joke. And no it’s not about getting women and other people being incels, it’s about how if blaming women is a big part of your worldview, having meaningful romantic relationships with them is gonna be near impossible. Same as if you blame one race of all your problems you will have a hard time making friends with them haha
@Captain Swordsman, it’s particularly comical that you’re aware this is a joke, but feel it needs to be called out for hyperbolizing as if that isn’t the basis of straw man arguments. Then you proceed to strawman what I said as if it’s not the exact same criticism you had in the first place. Just take it easy dude, not everything is a personal attack against you.
@Spetsnaz , you talk about "projecting", yet to count leaving a paragraph long reply against me... in your paragraph long reply. You also claim this is about "[my] insecurities" as if I don't shower daily and have a girlfriend.
@Captain Swordsman, I wrote about why I had my opinion. You replied with insults. I responded why you’re being ridiculous, and due to the amount of ridiculousness it unfortunately had to be a long post. And no, I’m not saying you don’t shower daily or have a girlfriend. I never did actually. I said you took my post personally, and it still seems like you are. I think I had a pretty reasonable reaction to all these comments that remind me of middle schoolers on the bus talking about girls, and I don’t know for what reason it seems to have your panties in a wad. It appears I hit something you’re insecure about, hence my comment. I’m making suggestions, not accusations. I’m also not insulting you, just pointing out why this whole thing is amusing to me.
Dont talk to other girls means dont even come within 50 yards of one in public
Women act like they dont ask for much but they really gotta a hell of a list
A two thing list? Well that’s quite a fuzzing fantasy. Was this joke made up by a woman?