He can lay comfortably like that because his díck is so small
@Imsofresh, he can look all he wants he will never find his tiny, tiny dick.
@Imsofresh, I used to think people who had trucks like this had tiny penises too, but I've realised that they can actually be fun to go mud riding in and stuff like that. It's only the people who drive them casually (like to the market) that are douches.
@ElectricalFire, where I'm from we call them asphalt queens
@RustyFapwagon, we call them pavement princesses where I'm from! Unless you take it through the mud or truck pulls, it's a pavement princess and everyone makes fun of you for it.
@Imsofresh, it had to be said!
@Imsofresh, you saw a truck and thought of a guys dick...? That's pretty gay.
@ElectricalFire, you do realize that truck has never seen mud. Small dick it is.
How did the dog get in?
@Peeta Whatalark, he lives there now
@Peeta Whatalark, to be honest I have a lifted truck and I Puck my dog up and put him there.. He's only like 90 pounds
@Grand Theft Swagz 69, pick*
Who likes lifted trucks?
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, I prefer ones with 4 wheels, an engine, and all that good stuff that makes cars go vroom vroom
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, Only when they're used for off roading and not being pavement princesses
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, of course, if anyone where to ask these types of questions. It would be you
@D0N RAM0N, you know it 😎
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, why not both?
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, I call them "compensators."
I think you know why.
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, I need a lifted raptor in my life asap
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, both of them are stupid as fvck.
@MEXIKODRO, I don't know about lifted, but I need a 2017 Raptor, for reasons
@D0N RAM0N, just as good imo
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, I like my duramax at stock height! Towing and hauling is best at that level.
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, take your lifted truck anywhere off-road and I will still put my money on a humvee
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, at the most, I like a 2 inch lift, on certain trucks. Other than that, I only like leveled trucks.
Who loves Raymond?
@KiritoSAOHero, his mother...maybe..?
Who likes slammed cars?
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, Low and slow😎
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, who likes making fun of guys with lifted trucks and making small p3nis jokes about them
@Baltowolf12, not the ones that are "low" and slow
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, I prefer clean stock looking cars, dad's '16 sti looks BA enough as it is lol
@FullMetalAlcoholist, well ya stis are pretty sexy
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, lowered yes, screwed up alignment no way, slammed not really...
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, VIP stance makes me want a Lexus
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, racecar stance. Touch of camber.
@TheUnofficialCarGuy, where did this pic come from I keep seeing it everywhere. And me BTW. But not so low that you scrape over a poptart
@Hamilton Porter, why not low and fast?
@A Pickle , oh definitely! I'm primarily a Honda enthusiast, so it was more of a personal joke that I always hear
@Hamilton Porter, I was also making a joke ;D
@A Pickle ,
@Hamilton Porter, yeah! That's right! Pickle likes to be on the bottom! Wait what?
Who noticed the dog?
Do you even lift bro?
Sorry about your penis bro.
With a truck that big, I bet North Carolina would gladly welcome him into the ladies room
The compensation is real here
Sorry to hear about you tiny dick, bro :/
I wanna hit him for doing a lift on a tech like that
See when it gets that bad you just have to throw the whole man out.
*drops wrench* why do bad things happen to people with little penises...
It'd look a lot cooler if he didn't have like 2 inch tires on it
When your car lifts too hard.