Andre the giant :D
Other countries agreed it wasn't fair for him to participate in war since no bullet, missile, land mind, grenade or laser could penetrate him.
@sweatysocks, you had me rolling at land mind.
@sweatysocks, Or other things. 😉
Seems unnecessary to use such a large man to surrender
@Thinlizzy, shots fired....sike this is France and they don't do that in wars.
@Thinlizzy, they could dress him in all white and ask him to wave his arms up high
@Thinlizzy, your comment has one down vote. I assume that person is French
@Thinlizzy, one of the best comments I've read in a while.
@The 48th Ronin, yeah his name was World Cup runner up 2006
@Bench, I'll admit I laughed when I wrote it
@Assassinator2399, your meal's on the house!
I hear French is beautiful this time of year.
Also his rhyming got on everybody's nerves
He'd just dress as Dwead pirate Woberts to help save France's Bride.
Trenches deep enough? Obviously this was not faked by an Army guy.
why would they need any of those in the Running Away Corps