Bing is incorrect here...the best way to commit suicide is to have evidence that would lead to the arrest of a clinton....
@MMSieBreeze, you think they’d investigate someone who claimed to have evidence, or just off them on the off chance?
Because I DEFINITELY have evidence against the Clintons. 😉
@MMSieBreeze, Uncle Bob? Is that you?
@MMSieBreeze, 100% effective
Probably should not be the take away here, but how do you figure 1.7 minutes for a shotgun to the head?
@bigpapazero20four, its an average. Ussually its a second but occasionally ya miss and sit there with half your face hanging off unable to move.
@BlazingBowman, brutally correct
How do you even get cyanide? You know what? Don’t answer that. Just think about it individually in your heads.
@ImNotRacistBut, no wait, answer that. I want to know for reasons
@ImNotRacistBut, i guess its more common in everyday life than you might expect.
@ImNotRacistBut, someone on here does seem to know how to make it...
@NotFlat, there is a way to extract the natural chemical from apricot pits. Break them open, cut the soft inside bits into small pieces. During the right season, the concentration can be high enough for a citric acid extraction to occur in a water solution. But you’re better off just eating some wild Hemlock, though it’s not too pretty
@ImNotRacistBut, a cup full of apple seeds
@ImNotRacistBut, harvest it from peach pits
Why is cyanide the second option. Cyanide can be a horrible fvcking way to go. Its not like in the captain american movies, it hurts and it hurts for awhile before you go.
@BlazingBowman, no it doesn't. It just tastes like shít.
@The Flame War, yes it does the people at jonestown took anywherr from 5 to 20 minutes to did. Mouths filled with blood saliva, and vomit convulsing the entire time. It was an extremely painful death to them.
Never understood why people slit their wrists to kill themselves. You wanna die, you go for the jugular
@Beggar Mugger, i heard second hand that a guy stabbed himself 37 times in the abdomen to kill himself. That’s some dedication right there.
@Beggar Mugger, those are all terrible ways to die listed. Just get some gas like nitrogen or helium and go to sleep
@Richard Cypher, arguably the most painless, quickest, and peaceful way to die that is endorsed by pro euthanasia
@Richard Cypher, soooo.... Fall asleep with your car running in the garage with the windows and down and garage door closed.
Wouldn't jumping off a cliff or sky scraper be 100% effective? Never heard of someone surviving the grand canyon.
@Dephenistrator, there was a skydiver in the 90’s who survived a fall with a chute that never opened. They bounced.
@groundpounder04, Damn you terminal velocity! okay. So we need to skydive padded in explosives after swallowing cyanide. And of course done with a backflip for posterity.
@Dephenistrator, or just make sure you land head first and ensure your brain gets liquefied on contact.
@groundpounder04, that's a good point. .... .... i wonder how much gun powder i can stuff in my mouth while doing this?
@groundpounder04, I know its wrong but I laughed pretty hard and when I finally calmed down I saw your name and it was infinitely better.
@Scrabby, lol, glad it brought some joy.
How is a shotgun blast to the head only 99% effective? That implies that you dont need a head to live...insert political joke here.
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