"Never tell me the odds*
"I probably should've heard them out about the odds"
@SimonPetrikov, "Would you like to know the probability of getting top comment? It's high. It's very high..."
As my wife says, "I can't math"; that's right, I have a wife...and she's super-hot and thinks I'm funny. I'm not sure why I would want to impress anyone here (we the oddities and weirdos), but...na na na na I have a wife hotter than I deserve!
@Yo Dad, I have a fiance who loves me unconditially, and I'm only 21. Boom. Come at me, life!
When you calculate when youll see another repost and think its gonna be quite awhile but its the very next pic you see.
I WOULD MURDER YOU! FOR A CORN CHIP!