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@Insane Chuck Norris, You forgot the W and the E
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@Insane Chuck Norris, that was beautiful
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@Insane Chuck Norris, that was so beautiful that I wish this comment took over that tiny top comments section before you open the actual comments just so I can take a full screenshot of this comment and the picture at the same time
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@Insane Chuck Norris, *slow clap* also I heard the background music from that scene in Gladiator as I was reading your comment
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Are you not entertained!
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@Dharv, my thought exactly. Except, I was 6 hours late
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Are you not satisfied?.. With my hens
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Both arms out exposing his chest? Now he's just being cocky
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Come at me, fowl
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*tosses down 20 bucks* now this looks like an intense cock fight
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I am entertained!
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Are you not entertained
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Are you not entertained?!?!
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@Lvrrics, nah
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@Chicken bob , oh, well ok I will see myself out then
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@Lvrrics, "N-No!" I tear up and hug Lyrrics waist tightly, stoping him from leaving. "...please, stay with me..."
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@Chicken bob , "oh Bob, I could never turn away from you, my love." As bob grips my waist, I push his hands and head slowly further down until he reaches my crotch.
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@Lvrrics, "A~Are you sure you want me?" My face turns bright red, and my hands gently rub the bulge in your pants.
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@Chicken bob , "Uuhhhhh" I moan as he rubs faster, "Please Bob, take me!!" Bob jumps on me and unzips mine and his pants whilst kissing me and groping my chest...
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@Lvrrics, *high impact sexual violence*
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@Lvrrics, Thank you for fulfilling my sexual needs. Everyone in this comments sevtion, hear me out. Funnypics can get you off 10 times better than Pornhub. Find the right person, and sexually talk to them. They will talk back and then, just have fun. Thank you Lyyric for making my morning.
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@Chicken bob , As Bob forcibly penetrates me, I yell, " JOOOOOOHNNNN CEEEENAAAAA" *john cena theme music* and as I yell , we both orgasm at the exact same time
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@Chicken bob , btw, you are welcome
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And thus begins the birds with arms update!
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Invalid Chicken x MACWE confirmed
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Buck buck buck buck-buck-ock?!?!?!?
I am Maximus Aurelius Chickenuss, commanders of the armies of Kentucky and served under our true emperor, Colonal Sanders. Father to a murdered chick, husband to a murdered hen. And I will have my vengeance, in this bucket or the next.