Honestly at this point, if you're not expecting some kind of twist, then you're just kind of setting yourself up to be fooled. Like Dickbutt.
You son of a.....
I hate you
Mr. CreepyPasta did this for an April fools joke a few years back so I knew what was up by the 4th line
At least the damn bird didnt ask for tree fiddy
Well done...which is how I like my birds...
I just skip to the end at this point just so I don't look like an idiot
@DoubleOTJ, I've honestly read every single one of them and I already know
May God put a crown of bubbling warts on the tip of your penis..
I HATE YOU SO MUCH!! This is why I read the last line first to make sure I'm not wasting my time
A lot of these people are wasting their writing talent on the internet
I'm done with these