I don't think pickles are a very good contraceptive
@stealthapotomous, I have ate pickles all my life and never became pregnant...then again I am a man so this isn't medically confirmable
@stealthapotomous, if you use pickles instead of penises then yes, they're great contraceptives
@stealthapotomous, Han Solo dies
@stealthapotomous, update, your hypothesis was correct
And that is why you should not have a side chick
@FinalRide, there's probably better reasons out there but ok
@FinalRide, monogomy is a human construct
@Michael Fassbender, right... but so are laws and morals so they might be on to something. Wait but so is racism and sexism. I take it back, bring out the wives!
@Michael Fassbender, theres lots of animals that are monogomous... penguins for example
@Converthis, but humans evolved not to be
@Michael Fassbender, so did many others
@Michael Fassbender, if you want to sleep with a lot of people, then do it, just make it clear with everyone you see before someone thinks you're gonna marry them and then leave them with a heartbreak. Just have to be honest with everyone.
@FrenchCanadianBitch, I make my intentions clear
If they cheat with you, they'll probably cheat on you
@the over analyzer, never understood why some people don't understand the logic of that.
And there's my car keys!
@DHS Crisis Actor, and... There's my ride
And theres the birth control from last week!
Han Solo dies
@Krypteia, *whispers* bad person
Come on you don't go in raw with the side chick