Neil degrasse tyson
Just like in that rap battle! OOOH lets sing it everyone! *clears throat* "Why don't you pick on a brain your own size (Own size) We got a badass over here, plus I got your back, Nye"
@Glorious Grapefruit, Astrophysics black guy Hayden planetary fly by the way the answer to your little calculation is "I"
@Dick Chocolate, As in "I", put the swag back science
@I just came, while Isaac Newton was lyin' and stickin daggers in Leibnitz
@Glorious Grapefruit, *Hawking rolls in* YOOOOOOOOOOUVE got no idea what you're messin with here boy! I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all! You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll! I'll be stretchin out the rhyme, like gravity stretches time, when you try to put your little p-brain against this kind of mind! I'm the best, I'm the snoop dog of science, I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants!
@TheAntiHistorian, goddammit you broke the combo
@Captain Kirk Hinrich, Hawking can do whatever he pleases
@TheAntiHistorian, I'm the giant who's shoulders you've stood on if you could stand! I'll give you a brief history of pain with the back of my hand! You can't destroy matter or me for serious! Rippin' holes in you bigger than the hole in your black hole theory was! Hawking: *Death stare* There are 10,00000,00000,00000,00000,00000,00000,00000 particles in the universe that we can observe, yo mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd! You oughta bring the heat with those mushroom clouds yo' makin'. I'm about to bake raps from scratch like Carl Sagan! And while it's true, that my work is based on you, I'm a super computer you're like a TI-82. OOH!
@Your Left Testicle, Since we're bringing new people into this rap battle. Time to pass the mic to Rasputin
@Glorious Grapefruit, nice moustache, wario. Try messin' with the mad monks you'll be sorry, yo.
@Your Left Testicle, Let me just step right in, I've got things to invent. I'm an innovator baby, changed the world. Fortune 500 before you kissed a girl.
@Sniper of Puns, I'm a pimp, you're a nerd, I'm slick you're cheesy. Beating you is apple 2 easy. I pick the product that the artist chooses. And the guli that Melinda uses. I need to bring up some basic shjt. Why'd you name your company after your djck?
@Your Left Testicle, actually if you don't mind it's just the Doctor. Doesn't even really matter who. Who am I even talking to? oh yes, you! The wannabe Einstein, minus the stache. Travels through time, but with no class. I save the world while you dilly-dally. You can't even invent a way out of Hill Valley. Calm down, will you! Everything is going to be fine. You're not going to tear any wonky holes in any fabric of space and time. Actually, it's a lot more like a rug really, never mind. Let's just say there's an infinite number of me simultaneously kicking your a** with rhyme!
@CrazyManInaBox, GREAT SCOTT YOU'RE GREAT! Not! I spit it hot. And generate way more power than one point twenty one gigawatts. Im not sure what scientific authority you purport to be, but I'm a real doctor, where'd you get your degree? Despite all your companions, you couldn't be having less sex. I'm not sure what's lamer, your fans, or your special effects.You don't another debate, time to face your permanant fate. NOW DALEK MY BALLS! EXTERMINATE!
@Your Left Testicle, *falls
I'm going to die(Doctor)
At least, this version of me(Doctor)
Perhaps you'd like another(Doctor)
Prepare to meet your density,
I'm a mystical medical doc
At the pinnacle shifting
My physical form
You're a possibly pedophilic individual
Who should have never been born
You got your knickers in a twist
While you're sucking on my Piccadilly
But I'm a lot lot different
Cause you're a pitiful hillbilly
Hanging with an oedipal kid
Who's a bawk bawk chicken!
One word, Cosmos
"You raise me uupppp, so I can float on mountains..." 🎤
People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do
Dammit Neil deGrasse Tyson stop dicking around we have work to do.
*black science man
A quote you can truest live by.
No tears, you are one with The Universe