Maybe the ellipsis implies an omission, like the full quote is "This food is better than sex (with your own hand, because you're eternally single, horny, and bored)!"
@Suicide Squad Sucks, proper grammar - it checks out.
It may be possible she also weighs over 300 pounds and has substituted human pleasure with eating
In the restroom at a bar when my buddy said "Man pissing when you're really drunk is better than sex!". So I replied "Either I don't know how to piss or you don't know how to f*ck.".
If sex and orgasms aren't the best thing in the world for you then yeah I suspect you're not getting it good
@NerdyGirl69, in both departments!
@Sriracha, some women seem to think its the guys job. Everyone is the master of their own orgasm lol. But pfft what do I know, if I don't wank, I just cum in my sleep lol. My body clearly has its own mind
@NerdyGirl69, yeah but have you ever tried garlic bread?
If the food is better then sex, you’re just having bad sex.