As a white people im so excited about this new opportunity
@BigJohnson86, as a Mexican I am also pretty hyped on this new fangled way to contract some exotic disease
@BigJohnson86, as a poor person, I hope it's cheap. Dying is so expensive these days, I've been saving up for years
@BigJohnson86, as another white person, i agree
@BigJohnson86, As a Puerto Rican, I'm absolutely elated because the next hurricane is gonna turn into a roller coaster.
@BigJohnson86, as a black person im saying “y’all crackers are crazy!”
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, but its not ur problem if ur dead
Finally!..... The other ways were boring and really played out the last few times
You drop anchor at sunset, giving you a great view as the light turns beautiful reds and oranges and violets. You must have drifted off, because the next thing you know, it's pitch black out. You hear something in the water. Your tent is jostled, pushed by the current?
You peek through the flap and see water on all sides, and panic stabs you in the stomach. You were on a river and now the shores are gone. The tent is jostled. As you watch, something presses on the bottom of your tent. The fabric stretches upward in the shape of a hand.
@Irrelevance , then you hear a voice, “Hey, you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.”
Imagine taking a crap one night just to see the floater never left the front of the tent. As t least pissing will be ok
Or get rid of that woman who wants to marry your father and send you to boarding school in Switzerland.