My girlfriend has this weird fetish where she says, "Who are you?" everytime I try to kiss her...
@Gaius Octavian, answer "a dragon" it'll turn her on. I promise you.
Bo Burnham picture? 1000 upvotes.
@Kifflom, not enough, 100000000000000 Upvotes
@Kifflom, Just take every single upvote ever created and put it on this picture.
All of these breakup pictures in a row, dealing with women....I think Stuckpixel had a rough breakup.
@Oh No Its Dan, so are we just Stuckpixel's rebound?
@Bus Full of Kids, it's like you can read the employee's emotions. I feel sympathetic in a strange way.
Cause I'm bo yo
My girlfriend has a similar fetish; she likes to dress like her dead mother by wearing her old dresses and then, to help cope with the abuse she experienced as a young child, cut off people's skin and wear it under her mother's dress, then steal those people's iPhones, download FunnyPics, then post weird comments on the app while masturbating with a cactus.
@Devils Advocate, well thats enough internet for a year
@Devils Advocate, At least you HAVE a girlfriend
@Dawn of Darkrai, kickass name
@Devils Advocate, sounds like she's reducing her carbon footprint by recycling! Green is the new psychotic!
He's Bo yo, he's greatest rapper ever.
A lot of sorority girls seem to have this fetish.
I had a girlfriend; i bit her tit, she farted and flew out the window. O.o
Adding a picture to the background and waiting several years does not make it okay to repost #friendsdontletfriendsrepost
*feels like I should comment*
16 April 2014 #16April2014
Thats so weird that my girlfriend does that too. What a coincidence.
What comedian is thid?
@LiLCano24, Bo Burnam, highly recommend watching his special on Netflix. Do NOT watch with mother (highly inappropriate)
@Reiner Braun, thanks bro
My wife has a fetish for playing hide and seek, she's really good, so good I haven't found her in 2 years
That's why I don't have a girlfriend... Because she's a b*tch... Yea...