Friend 1: "Why are you taking off your shoes? You can't outrun a bomb."
Friend 2: "I don't need to outrun the bomb, I just need to outrun you."
@twopotatoes, friend 1: I'm not sure you understand how bombs work
@Slayer9200, it's a Without a Paddle reference when theyre trying to outrun a bear, but I like the way you're thinking.
Someone has seen sum of all fears.