Hell yeah. Every time. And she looks at me like “what?” As if she’s not lookin’ like a snack
@Child Slapper, wholesome. If someone doesn't look at their significant other like that I feel sorry for both of them
@Mantis Tobaggan, I need to lose weight. She at least fakes it but I know I’m super ugly with my current dad bod. She’s awesome.
OH MY GOD THAT’S ME! Poor girl can’t get changed without me molesting her lol.. married almost 30 years too..
@Thundershot, wording bro
Him: *sex thoughts*
Her: “What are you thinking right now.”
Her: “Men never think about anything.”
Him: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
@Cave Dweller, hard to think with all the blood rushing to fill my magnum dong!
It’s the same look as the time when first looking at her from outside her window.
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